whee first post

[envious_muses]

Okay, welcome all and sundry to my new, spiffy writing journal. By all and sundry, I mean the three of you who might find this place. ;D More info (and actual fics! *GASPSHOCK!*) to come soon... as soon as I stop being lazy and post them.


To tide you over till I get some more interesting things, here are some dirty limericks.

"The Girl from Nantucket"
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who tripped and got stuck in a bucket.
She tried to get loose,
But couldn't free her caboose,
So she gave up and said "Ah, fuck it."

"The Poor Lady from Britain"
There was a poor lady from Britain
Who hadn't a chair to sit on.
So she grabbed up her purse,
Said it couldn't get worse,
And found a young man to hit on.

"The Young Teacher from Hebron"
There was a young teacher from Hebron
Who found all his students plebeian.
He couldn't stand teaching,
Could feel his mind bleaching,
A day felt to him like an eon.

More... interesting things coming soon... I promise.