whee first post

Okay, welcome all and sundry to my new, spiffy writing journal. By all and sundry, I mean the three of you who might find this place. ;D More info (and actual fics! *GASPSHOCK!*) to come soon... as soon as I stop being lazy and post them.


To tide you over till I get some more interesting things, here are some dirty limericks.

"The Girl from Nantucket"
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who tripped and got stuck in a bucket.
She tried to get loose,
But couldn't free her caboose,
So she gave up and said "Ah, fuck it."

"The Poor Lady from Britain"
There was a poor lady from Britain
Who hadn't a chair to sit on.
So she grabbed up her purse,
Said it couldn't get worse,
And found a young man to hit on.

"The Young Teacher from Hebron"
There was a young teacher from Hebron
Who found all his students plebeian.
He couldn't stand teaching,
Could feel his mind bleaching,
A day felt to him like an eon.

More... interesting things coming soon... I promise.

some links to stuff

Okay, housekeeping time and some other stuff. I'm on ffn as JLMack and on fictionpress under the same name.

Also- some links to stuff I don't feel like reposting here. These cuts be as fake as the 2000 elections.

Moreover- whee poems
some random poetry of mine, three based on the stylings of e.e. cummings

Secondarily- a little HP drabbley thing
a drabble written to explain my answer to a poll question of what happens to Harry following the end of the last book

Sixth and Lastly- My set of 'abridged' versions of popular (and not so popular) stories The Iliad, Romeo and Juliet, Middle Earth, and History of the World
not even sure I can explain these.... you'll just have to discover them for yourselves

Thirdly- the 12 Days of Fangirly Christmas
heh.. this all started one night when krillia made the fateful comment 'a green pea in a palm tree' which evolved into... this

And to conclude- the random Andromeda ficlet featuring Harper
this story was brought about by an oh-so-cute icon which had me squeeing for hours




Yes, I did steal those from Much Ado About Nothing and if you didn't know that, well... then.... you do now. Whee, stuff be posted, huzzah.

FMA writings

In my continuing struggle to archive the work that's already on LJ somewhere, though not here.... I make yet another post of links. yay... *sigh* Anyway, these two are FMA ficlets.


Title: Pain
Character/Series: Pride, some Envy x Pride
Rating: R
Word Count: 793
Warning: Not graphic, but possibly disturbing, and very ouchie - violence, psychological games, not entirely consensual yaoi
Summary: There were many things Pride didn’t understand.

Pain


Title: My Brother’s Keeper
Character/Series: Edward Elric- Fullmetal Alchemist
Subseries: Pandora’s Box, alterverse- created by yuuo
Rating: PG
Word Count: 337
Summary: Edward Elric can’t forget. To forget would be to lose everything that mattered.

My Brother's Keeper

yet MORE stuff, an original story

I swear, by the time I get done uploading all the stuff I've already had written... I'm never going to want to post another thing. Ah well... I'm sure the Envy Origin story I'm working on now will change that. Anyway, on to the fic. This shall be an ORIGINAL story post, the first of a couple. Because I can. So there.


Title: House Guest
Original Fiction
Rating: G
Word count: 3,597
Summary: Marie's eventful day... (humor)

( House Guest )

original fic #2

Okay, gonna get this one posted and that's it for tonight. I'm tired of spamming. The rest will have to go up later.


Title: The Barn
Original fiction
Rating: G
Word count: 5,441
Summary: The barn had been everything to him, inseperable from the very core of his memories.

( The Barn )