Errare Humanum Est

Whoo! How's that bingo feel, folks? Sorry yet again to anyone I've been spamming this month. I meant to work on the fics over time, but it never quite happened. And then Nebraskon and then I was lazy, and then suddenly I had 25 fics to do in two months. But I did it!

I've got one extra done and perhaps a few more on the way since I've got these lovely days off (HOORAY working at a university!) But then I may or may not stop posting QUITE so much.

( rambling goes here )

But anyway. I digress. Thank you all for putting up with my constant posting over the last couple weeks. Twenty-five fics ranging in length from 536 words on Off the Rails to 6,499 on FO just now. Altogether 38,499 words. Add in the extra I already have done and the three I may or may not finish, and that could be 40k in two months. Not quite NaNo, but I'm happy with it.

Title: The Other Side of Tomorrow
Fandom: DBSK
Pairing: YooSu main, YunJae, JaeChun, Jae/others, one-sided MinHo
Prompt: Runaways
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6069
Summary: Yoochun’s lost himself and doesn’t know where to look. Somehow, he doesn’t think finding himself again will be as easy as finding his glasses. On the way, he gets some help from a fellow commitment-phobe and his friends.




AN: Written, as the subject and tag say, for hc_bingo. Masterpost with game card is here.

AN2: No relation whatsoever to the book or movie of the same name. The title just stuck.



( The Other Side of Tomorrow )

Title: Accidentally in Love
Fandom: DBSK
Pairing: HoMin
Prompt: Accidents
Rating: G
Word Count: 1418
Summary: Sometimes, things aren’t always as bad as they seem. Sometimes, there are happy accidents. And sometimes, you don’t really MEAN to hit a guy with your car.


AN: Written, as the subject and tag say, for hc_bingo. Masterpost with game card is here.


( Accidentally in Love )

Title: Outside Looking In
Fandom: DBSK
Pairing: none
Prompt: Food Poisoning
Rating: PG
Word Count: 750
Summary: Yunho’s ideas about food backstage were never quite the same after the incident with the water bottle. Junsu dreams of the day when he can bury himself chin-high in a luxurious mountain of hand-baked fan presents, but sadly, today is not that day.


AN: Written, as the subject and tag say, for hc_bingo. Masterpost with game card is here.


( Outside Looking In )

Title: Quickest Way to a Man's Heart
Fandom: DBSK
Pairing: none
Prompt: Eating Disorders
Rating: PG
Word Count: 674
Summary: Changmin would like to set the record straight. He was not and never had been obsessed with food, no matter what some people might think. A certain cook, however...


AN: Written, as the subject and tag say, for hc_bingo. Masterpost with game card is here.


( Quickest Way )

Title: Lost in This
Fandom: DBSK
Pairing: none
Prompt: Medication
Rating: PG-13 for themes of prescription drug abuse
Word Count: 1002
Summary: Jaejoong learns the hard way that sometimes things can be too good to be true. The aftermath of his knee problems and everything that might have come with it.



AN: Written, as the subject and tag say, for hc_bingo. Masterpost with game card is here.


( Lost in This )

Title: Lust is in the Air
Fandom: DBSK
Pairing: JaeChun with a side of Yoochun/everyone
Prompt: Sex Pollen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1210
Summary: It’s that time of year, and lust is in the air. Yoochun really hates being the only one with allergies, sometimes.


AN: Written, as the subject and tag say, for hc_bingo. Masterpost with game card is here.

( Lust is in the Air )

Title: 24601
Fandom: DBSK
Pairing: none, vague YunJae overtones
Prompt: Whipping/Flogging
Rating: R
Word Count: 690
Summary: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat. But stealing even food can have dire consequences. Especially when they don’t care who they punish as long as they punish someone.


AN: Written, as the subject and tag say, for hc_bingo. Masterpost with game card is here.

AN2: The title is transitorial's fault. She refused to un-enable me.


( 24601 )

Title: Illness Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Fandom: DBSK
Pairing: none
Prompt: Pandemics and Epidemics
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1113
Summary: When everyone gets sick in the middle of a busy schedule, what’s a flustered band umma to do?


AN: Written, as the subject and tag say, for hc_bingo. Masterpost with game card is here.


( Illness Makes the Heart Grow Fonder )

Title: The Wisdom of Cats
Fandom: DBSK
Pairing: none
Prompt: Isolation
Rating: G
Word Count: 683
Summary: Pet ownership wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. Jaejoong just wanted something that would love an adore him unconditionally. Instead, he got Changmin in cat form.


AN: Written, as the subject and tag say, for hc_bingo. Masterpost with game card is here.


( The Wisdom of Cats )

Title: You'll See, Boys
Fandom: DBSK
Pairing: vaguely JaeChun but secretly OT5
Prompt: Septicemia/Infected Wounds
Rating: PG
Word Count: 748
Summary: Not all wounds are physical ones. That doesn’t mean they can’t still fester and rot and make your arm fall off. Yoochun really likes his arms. Luckily, he has Jaejoong to keep an eye on him.

AN: Written, as the subject and tag say, for hc_bingo. Masterpost with game card is here.


( You'll See, Boys )

Title: Stop the Sun
Fandom: DBSK
Pairing: Junsu/female OC mentioned
Prompt: Difficult Pregnancy
Rating: PG-13 for themes
Word Count: 975
Summary: A single phone call, a word, an action can change a life and not always for the better. If you’re lucky, though, there’ll be someone to catch you when the sky falls.

AN: Written, as the subject and tag say, for hc_bingo. Masterpost with game card is here.


( Stop the Sun )

Title: The Art of Flying
Fandom: DBSK
Pairing: possibly YunJae but really OT5
Prompt: Falling
Rating: G
Word Count: 1121
Summary: There is an art, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties. -Life, the Universe, and Everything
Based loosely around Jaejoong’s confession to Yunho on MC Mong’s radio show from October of 2008. Simple translation here or youtube vid here.

AN: Written for hc_bingo. Masterpost with game card is here.


( The Art of Flying )